The world's been a bit silly this week, it has to be said.
"We have had a real crackdown on the fake penises"
In the eyes of the state, we’re all plebs
New search engine heralds the launch of the "pornternet"
Compulsory seat belts for dogs proposed in New Jersey
Drunken Norwegian wakes up in Sweden
The cheese smugglers of Canada
Phew! The bacon shortage was exaggerated
Polar bear attacks drunken lady with chicken legs
Clever chocolate eating snails