Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Please Don't Give Them Ideas

Girl finds condom in McDonald's Happy Meal

Swiss police said today they were investigating a seven-year-old girl's discovery of a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal. Fribourg state police say the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom among her French fries. Police said today they were investigating where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal.

"What a great idea!", Chief Medical Officer, the clinically obese Liam Donaldson, said today, "Our chiiildren's sexual health is paramount and birth control teaching can't start early enough. I shall be talking to Ed's Balls as a matter of urgency to insist that we follow Switzerland's lead and include prophylactics in every children's meal by 2012."**

** He didn't really say that, btw.


Anonymous said...

It would not shock me if he did say that, the fat controller is likely to say anything that lets him hear the sound of his own voice, sadly we hear it and unlike the old Concorde there are no noise abatement proceedures.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Yeah, but why on earth is this a matter for the police? Sacking offence, certainly, but that's about it.

Anonymous said...

It probably would have tasted better than the 'fries'.